photo credit: Joan Marcus |
photo credit: Joan Marcus |
Seat neighbor-wise: ugh. The people behind me were simply hateful. Please, please don't let me become like them when I become an old NY theatergoer. They criticized the storytelling, they criticized the acting, they criticized the AUTHENTICITY, which just made my blood boil. All because, I think, they took a bus tour once through Cambodia, which made them experts. Not because they were actually Cambodian, mind you. It was just the supercilious, condescending, crazy-privilege nonsense that I despise. I almost yelled at them about the five-block rule, but instead I just slouched in my seat and covered my ears. They never did get the hint. There was one leader, who made most of the heinous remarks, and there was one follower, who kept saying "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" like the seagulls in Finding Nemo (in case you were wondering about the photo at left). Unfun people. And the ladies beside me, god love them, were also annoying as all get out. One of them kept asking everyone in the row if the show had an intermission, even though the ushers told us and it was in the program. I guess she just couldn't be bothered. The other had a bad hip, which I understand can be extremely unpleasant, but you should buy yourself an aisle seat if you think you're going to have a problem sitting through a show (I was on the aisle, because I bought it for myself to stretch my bad foot). At an important point during the first act, she got up to leave because she needed to stand up, so I missed some dialogue, which annoyed me, but I figured it wasn't her fault. At the end of intermission, her friend apologized and said it might happen again in the second act, at which time I was assured it wouldn't and that the bad hip lady would stand the entire second act. Well, yeah, until she decided it was time to go home, so she came over, leaned over me, to talk to her friend and say goodnight it was time to leave! During a CRUCIAL moment in the show! I was so mad! There was a talkback after the performance (and it was fantastic - Francis Jue was also incredibly amazing just talking about the play as himself), and I was thisclose to asking them to please just run through their lines from that scene! Oh my god, ordinarily, the audience at the Signature is well-behaved, but these people were off the charts. Good thing I found the show to be completely amazing, or they might've absolutely ruined my evening. Thankfully, once again, great theater saved me from making a bad situation worse. Though, if I run into them again, I might not be so forgiving...
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